I happen to have, if not a hamster joke, at least a funny hamster story.
I had a friend, a preschool teacher, who had a hamster named Elvis as a classroom pet. She often put Elvis in his little plastic hamster ball and let him roll around the classroom. One day, at the end of class, she couldn't find Elvis. She was looking around the hallways when she ran into a new teacher, who helpfully asked her what she was looking for.
She said "I've lost Elvis?"
Other teacher "Elvis?"
She "Yes, he was just in my classroom, and now I don't see him anywhere. Have you seen him?"
Other teacher . . . (long pause) "I think he's dead."
She: "Dead! Dear god, how did he die!"
Other teacher "I think it was drugs"
She "Drugs! Dear god, how did they get drugs into that plastic ball?"
Other teacher . . . long pause "plastic ball?"
I believe they eventually sorted it out
I had a friend, a preschool teacher, who had a hamster named Elvis as a classroom pet. She often put Elvis in his little plastic hamster ball and let him roll around the classroom. One day, at the end of class, she couldn't find Elvis. She was looking around the hallways when she ran into a new teacher, who helpfully asked her what she was looking for.
She said "I've lost Elvis?"
Other teacher "Elvis?"
She "Yes, he was just in my classroom, and now I don't see him anywhere. Have you seen him?"
Other teacher . . . (long pause) "I think he's dead."
She: "Dead! Dear god, how did he die!"
Other teacher "I think it was drugs"
She "Drugs! Dear god, how did they get drugs into that plastic ball?"
Other teacher . . . long pause "plastic ball?"
I believe they eventually sorted it out
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