Originally posted by JenniferG
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Not exactly...sexy. Trying to picture how to put this in an online dating profile.
Hmm. "exciting 'try anything once' heart of gold (back of steel) female with curves ...nope.
"Warm-hearted (room-temperature) lady, who..." scratch.
"well-preserved (guaranteed rust-proof) damsel.." shakes head.
"Magnetic (non-ferrous) former model seeks..." Oops.
URGH!!!
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