Stomach distension

[higostudy]

Oh

Thanks : )

[titaniumed]

Maria

You mean your "signature" You need to find signature and set it up, then start a new thread or a new post.

I'm a little late here, been battling a cheap wireless router..... and I know better. There is nothing worse than cheap hardware!!!!!!

It should be illegal as far as I'm concerned. At least it gets the blood flowing. LOL

Lynn
The dreaded "colon blow". That's a good one. It beats the emergency hospital trip.

I found out at the emergency room that if you say that you are going to die in the next 2 minutes, they will admit you quickly. If your distress level is not critical, you will wait for an eternity. Been there done that. LOL

Ed

[LynnMarie74]

Ed! You always make me laugh....lol. I shall remember the "Im going to die in 2 mins" trick next time I head to the ER! lol

[titaniumed]

Hopfully they will admit in under 2 minutes.

Make sure you look at your watch when utilizing "this method" of admission.

Watch for the eye contact, and listen for the trained response,

Usually its a repeat of what you just said. "die in 2 minutes ok".

The eyes will reveal approximatly 3-5 seconds of panic upon registration, then they usually exit the desk area abruptly for guidance.

It works
Ed